AISubs v3.7
- Hey, everyone! - Sushi Muscle! - Imouto! - Hey, hey! I'm Miyamoto! - Awesome!
- Everyone, there's no such thing as "absolutely" in the world, right? - No, there isn't. - Right? - Absolutely.
- So I searched online for "absolutely" at night. - Yeah.
- And there was this article about it. "The hoodie you can never tear off." - There isn't one.
- But there was a company that made it into a product even though it didn't exist. - What? - What? - What? - It's a lie.
- It's a lie, right? - Ironing? - It's like a cookie. - It's like a mystery. - Huh? - No, it's not.
- It's this product. - Huh? - Huh? - This is a regular hoodie, right? - Regular? Huh? - It's like that. It's a regular hoodie.
- It's a little thick, isn't it? - It's a thick one. - It's just... - Well, a Japanese person wrote an article and read it online. - Yes.
- It says you can wear it for 100 years. - Oh! - And it says foreign brands can never tear it off. - Huh? - It says so.
- 100 years... But if you say it seriously, I can wear it for 100 years. - Because you're angry, right?
- But it's a hoodie you can never tear off, so there's no such thing as "absolutely" in the world.
- I want to tear it off! - Oh! - So I'd like you all to lend me your wisdom! - I see. - Thank you for listening. - No, it's easy. - You can tear it off, right? - It's a hoodie you can never tear off. - You can definitely tear it off.
- By the way, I bought four of these. - Huh? - Huh? - It's expensive! - It's pretty expensive, so if you say it's legit, it's a lie.
- If you're comfortable, would you like to try it out? - Oh, you can't wear a hoodie for 100 years. - That's right. - I wrote a hoodie today. - It looks like a regular hoodie. - Yes, it is. - Oh, nice. - It's hard! It's really hard. - Oh! - It's a good hoodie. - Oh! - It's nice.
- Wait, wait, wait! Don't you think you don't need to tear it off if you're a good hoodie? - You don't need to tear off a good hoodie. - I'm telling you, you can never tear it off. - Then, since you're okay with whatever you do, let's play with it. - Yeah, let's do it. - Yeah, so let's tear it off this time! - Okay!
- So, what's your tactic? - Well, if I'm asking about the worst things, I think it's pulling it off. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - If I was a poor parker, I'd go for it. - So you'd pull it off... - Then you'd use the asphalt... - To wash it... - To wash it... - How about scissors? Are they bad? - Scissors can't cut wood. - Can't cut it, huh... - Yes, they can't cut wood... - But I think you'd want to do it somewhere, anyway. - If you can protect it, are you okay with getting stabbed or things like that... - Oh! - Oh! - 예... - Even a soul can be protected. - Can you? - Sure you can.
If you don't do it, I'll hit you like this with my finger.
You're so fat, you'll be fine.
Don't say you're fat.
I don't know.
It's been too long.
What is this guy?
Let's do it as much as we can.
Let's do it.
Let's go!
You're not used to it.
Let's do it!
Step one.
That's it.
Stop it!
I don't know if I can say it.
At first, you have to pull it.
Yes, you have to do it once.
I don't know if you can pull a normal hoodie and cut it.
You can't cut it there.
But you can say "buchi".
That's right.
If you do it like this, you can say "buchi".
You're so fat.
I was about to say that.
Let's do it like tug-of-war.
Let's pull it and cut it.
What is this?
You can cut it!
Can you tighten it?
Let's do it.
Step one.
I was scared.
Wait a minute.
I was scared.
Wait a minute.
But you cut it.
You cut it, didn't you?
Can you hear it from here?
This is an extension, everyone.
An extension?
Let's do it one more time.
Our power wasn't at its maximum.
We can't do it yet.
Let's put some weight on it.
Let's do it properly.
Let's do it.
One, two...
Ouch!
One, two...
One! Two! Three! Four!
PLEASE STOP!
AAAHHH!
STOP IT!
What are you going to do?
Hey you!
You're wearing a hoodie!
Today, we'll unseal
this hoodie that will never be unsealed!
This is a legendary story.
I'm so scared!
If it's a lie, it's a lie.
Yeah, if you look at the article and believe it, it's a lie.
Should we pull it again as it is?
Let's pull it.
If you say "here" or "here", it's already a win.
One, two.
No, this may be tough.
This is hard.
Let's pull it in the car.
Let's do it.
Are you ready?
Let's do it.
One, two.
Go!